Michelin

Michelin

torsdag 23 februari 2012

De lovede chat fra strikkeklub. EnJoy.



Two Ladies Talking after their passing!
1st woman:    Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman:
   Hi! Nancy.  How'd you die?

1st woman:
    I froze to death.

2nd woman:
   How horrible!

1st woman:
    It wasn't so bad.... After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:
   I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman:    So, what happened?

2nd woman:
   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:
   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.


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